yesssss

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezuss

gross

i mean, obviously toy stories 2 and 3 were great, but cars 2 and monsters university were NOT. GOOD. like, actually bad. and disney loves milking money and we all know franchises are good for milking. i also am fairly optimistic about incredibles 2 and even toy story 4... they did the first two toy sequels so well…

i guess i just hated cars 2 and monsters uni THAT BAD

i didn’t so i’m not being fair, but i just will never forgive and forget about cars 2 and monsters university, and especially now that they’re part of disney my trust in their ability to turn down a pitch for a bad movie that will make them a gajillion dollars is basically gone

also: clownfish are protandrous hermaphrodites and lions live in matriarchal societies and would it KILL them to not impose sexism and patriarchy and cisness on systems that don’t need it thanks

it annoys me that they keep making stupid sequels with boring stories that they’ve already told because they think those characters and stories will continue to be profitable and then it annoys me even more when THEY’RE RIGHT and now there’s no incentive to make good interesting movies that made pixar important in the…

i (a camgirl) am planning on making a killing tomorrow

certainly some of my best-selling porn

you must not have read harry potter

too many ‘hella’s + the ‘hill’ary make it read so weeeeeirdd

THIS is the tweet beat we needed today

god those ones are less and less fun the older i get and i was a teenager writing naruto fanfic back in the mid-oughts so

AND THAT COMME JACKETTTTTTT

that’s like the worst thing ever

i can’t believe this hasn’t been done already

nailed it!

passion of the christ 2: crucify this

chad is hilarious, but on the whole, the bachelorette is NOT as much fun as the bachelor