one would hope

oh yes we do and proud of it!

i am so masochistically curious about this info. like, seriously. what does/is he like in bed? does ivana’s NDA run out when he dies? will we get this info eventually?

i so wish we could play mario kart together right now

i hear you and i pick my guy/car mostly for aesthetics/comedy, but when i’m feeling ragey i prioritize decent acceleration. obviously when you’re out in front anything goes, but i get way more mario kart ulcers when i’m like caught in the mosh and can’t get the FUCK going again because i’ve just been hit by THREE…

princess peach for me, except in the new ones where you get to be baby mario/luigi/peach/daisy, and its hilarious to drive them on the big bowzermobile lol

i mean everythings like up for grabs anyway they might as well just have fun with it?

AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

yeah but fuck responding to texts quickly

have we talked already about how they should do specials on their tv show where they remake classic books/stories? pride and prejudice (kylie is lydia obvs) should be the first one

and cheap batteries!

thank you! me too

omg home depot has the best playlist its all songs that you know the words to the chorus and can mumble along to the rest of them, all danceable

like when you’re watching house hunters?

i also support sexy sex, the campsite rule (you’re a fellow rocky you know what that is), and living your best life. fuck on.

This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

thank you! i’m sad its gray everyone wants to read kundera don’t they!?

also, yes - are we supposed to vote for the ones we like? the ones we hate? the ones that have become mainstays? the ones who have ruined everything? feels like march madness again lol

can we do this more often? it was a hilarious day

obligatory: