oh god this makes me cringe so hard! (sorry if you love it but) fuck LA and its juice cleanses and tan people enjoying the sunshine and turning american competitiveness into a negging form of motherfucking art...

kendall shows signs of wanting to escape (ok they’re not signs she fucking shouts it) but kylie doesn’t, and even though adulthood can change peoples’ values, in a system as rigid and all-consuming as this there’s either got to be some inherent somethingsnotright wanting to get out or an event that slaps you in the…

ohgod there’s so much tv to see

you’re right that’s not fair of me and thank you for calling all of us out because she is pretty deep in there and has nobody to tell her no but also has no life that isn’t prescribed for her by her family

milan kundera the unbearable lightness of being

aww now i’m sad

i think that kylie needs to be bumped a little farther down for trying too fucking hard

ohmahgoddd they did tho

omg i had forgotten aalllllll about this kid (didn’t he go viral a few years ago for some reason?) but will be enjoying the fuck out of this

so i got sucked down a deep dark internet hole and i usually try not to like/comment on old articles cause it makes me feel like a creep sitting in a dark room in the middle of the day on a lovely friday afternoon reading kinja when really i just have the flu but

joints for everybody!

ok i know we’re all appalled at the ass wiping thing and/or the inglorious bastards thing but i’m most concerned with the condiment advice

sing along! this is our land!

there’s a ‘smart’ tv at my house and because we’re millennials we all love tv and all love to watch it at different brightnesses and shit (for gaming and watching art films and netflix/chilling and whatnot) and there is no way to have like three programmed settings for us each to switch between and this makes me so…

oh yes of course kourtney is the exception

we will also accept baby riley curry gifs/vids all day

last night i ate mexican, indian, and japanese leftovers in one rice bowl it was v weird but also amazing

you weirdo i love you

right!?

i second the opinion that she would not be closing top shows in like her first season and getting cover spreads and being bff w marc jacobs if not for her family