OH MY GOD how did i miss this

yeah it did actually look like an accident to me, and i would even want to say ‘accident’ winkwinknudgenudge except for how quickly madonna was surprised and apologized, kinda cringed and covered her mouth-like, as you would if you accidentally knocked a chick’s boob out while tryna get a bartender’s attention or…

oh child

just had the most enjoyable run jamming out to these whiteass foos :)

not to be That Guy, but i don’t think that she has a sucky job or has to wake up too early. its a miraculous how much a difference independent wealth makes.

OKAY i’m watching the last episode now and fuck. poor jojo (though i think ben’s boring and she deserves better)

i’ll fall in line behind you every time

yup they were so portland before it was cool - douchey thing to say but you know its true. its weird how hard it is to look at stuff like that afterwards and not just see an explosion of Portlandia hipsters but remember that it was decemberists who helped bring that aesthetic into the mainstream

channing tatum is aging as a celebrity crush remarkably well

oh flea

lets talk about how much we love the decemberists

Day 418

speaking of moms, tho, did anyone else think that his parents liked jojo more? i kinda feel like he did too, but lauren was instinctually more right for him in his mind so he went with that? it was probably the best decision he could have made, anyway, because he wasn’t ready for jojo because he didn’t choose her. for…

i haven’t watched the bachelorette, i thought the fun part of the show was watching all the ladies in the house and their drama? i feel like i want to watch now that its jojo

i know, it’d be hilarious how ill-informed pop culture makes us girls about what men like if it didn’t mess up our self-image so badly and also bounce back on men too, an annoying circle jerk of them telling us telling them what we’re supposed to look like that they’re supposed to want to be with

i think - for people who spend a lot of time around only attractive women and thus are attuned to the minute differences in appearance - the blonde hair and the soft big features make robbie seem much younger and more innocent. olivia wilde looks like she’d cut a bitch, like she wouldn’t take shit from someone like…

if you’re the type of person who separates people into two types of people, then there are two types of people in the world: people who want validation from their relationships and people who want partnership

<3 pr speak

love you

i would say you can’t write shit this good, but porn’s known this storyline for ages now