Day 417

i’m still not 100% sure this isn’t about a person even after reading the whole article

edit: this was terrible and tiny now i’m going with

i love it when there’s nothing on gawker except shit about trump, i learn all sorts of cool stuff about maniac superhumans

oh see but that’s a good idea

it is! its coming! really soon! any day now!

it breaks my fucking heart every time i see north doing one of those ‘no picture! no picture!’ pleas as the cameras just keep clicking wildly, especially when it comes across as ‘adorable’

i’ve not spent a lot of time in northern utah but hear there are like plenty of ‘regular’ people there nowadays? knew kids in the 90s who went to school somewhere in that big mess of suburbia who had like 2 non-mormons in their whole massive high schools and they said prayers over the morning announcements, and now…

i’m from ‘out there’ in mormon country and i keep Facebook so i can watch them melt down when something like, oh say mandated-from-god-mittens doesn’t win the presidency, and they are panicking about who to vote for. we’ve got people anticipating the second coming of jezus, like, soon, because its the end of times.…

ditto about mitt romney. these church dudes, the ones who are in like the evangelical and cult segment, are creepiest because they actually believe that real god specifically called THEM to do whatever

this is the GOP god

tswift is so jealous of bey’s photographer do you think?

blame t swift

https://twitter.com/TeamKanyeDaily…

shit son

right!? do they sell those? its like the easel in elementary school except the pages don’t need a mountain of tape and/or tacks to stick to the wall!?!?!?!? pleaseandthankyou

kanye told us to

yeah how is it possible that this isn’t traumatizing?

isn’t it weird how you stop being able to tell how old kids are the further you get from childhood? (obviously parents are the exception)

currently more people love seth rogan than find him appalling