auto-correct? my phone still thinks i’m always asking for a ducking, so who knows...

well, I mean, they do believe in a god who runs a vending machine in the sky, put in a prayer and out pops a victory for their team or finding missing keys or whatever

ITS JUST A JUMBLE OF WORDS

i’m reading the hollywood reporter interview with chris harrison and the last line in it is, hilariously, “I think I’m just a little more well-versed in being camera-ready. I carry a towel in my pocket. And I had my pores surgically sealed years ago.”

i read this passage 10 times and cannot understand how the conversation flowed or how their brain did that! people. are. fascinating.

I LOVE FLEA SO MUCH

i have one feather pillow and one cheap long lumpy one that i somehow have had forever (and used the hell out of - kneeling on it for doing things, and folding it in half for extra prop in my bed, and stuff) and all the lumps magically broke down one day and now it’s SO SOFT and i love it to death

thank you :0

DO THEY!?!

lol i’m from the west and live on the east now and these babies have their asses so tightly clenched and their pearls so tightly clutched we should be making diamonds or something

i did my taxes. i waaaaay underestimated and also had some slow weeks where i didn’t put enough away - the perils of freelance - and i’m fucked and must now work very hard this year. but i didn’t panic for very long and so that counts i guess :/

am i the only one who read that they have ‘an incredible companion’ as ‘they share a companion’? i just had a ball thinking about what a crazy relationship they must have had (do they act the same around their partner or is it always just the three of them? is the sex weird?) and then i realized the companion was the…

pretty sure this one is my fave

does he have a sense of humor? how does he write such bad songs and yet know that this is Good Art?

its true this is great on so many levels

lol

is the one who starts talking around 1:10 about doing the next right thing for the next 15 min the wife of the sex offender? she seems so sad. that’s the saddest thing i’ve seen all day. my heart just breaks for her. she reminds me of the warren jeffs FLDS family outcasts who just are baffled by what they’re…

you know that there’s actual very NSFW fanfic being written right now yeah?

THANK YOU

and all her outfits!? NAILED it