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i’m dying

sex feels real fucking good with your legs closed though, pressure in alllllll the right places

some men just want to watch the world burn

is he really on snapchat!?

oh boo i thought you watched but i think also i just assumed you know everything

off topic (i had to come find you)

remarkably succinct and accurate

herehere!

but was it a good place to bring a doll?

i will never not remember this song when i think about iran-contra

people never want to realize that fashion at this level is art and that art is made by artists. lanvin is just a delivery truck.

the first step is admitting you have a problem :) we’re all (i and maybe randilyn) here for you

i used to have this friend who would sign up for the martha stewart show taping audience lottery like all the time (restaurant employee, so she could go any/every time she got chosen) and would get buzzed and just go awe over shady martha in live action and she took me a few times and lordey the woman is a.mazing

I LOVE TO BE RIGHT!

i can appreciate the fact that a lot of these words are ruined by their use in bad porn/erotica, but i will fight for and use them and challenge all cringers in my path.

nope nope nope i have to always yell at people for hating the word ‘moist’, and now i’m gonna yell at you for hating ‘glistening’.

i don’t understand what’s so wrong with the word moist except for its sketchy connection to a wet vag? it can’t be the aural qualities, because we use ‘oist’ often enough (hoist, rejoiced, jesushchroist)... it seems rude to the word and to vaginas for humans to collectively shudder at this word

thank you for keeping this all organized

very good trolling