‘don’t move. he can’t see us if we don’t move.’

i would be, um, THRILLED to have a job writing quitting speeches for people i imagine them all the time, even (especially) for jobs that aren’t mine

can’t wait <3<3<3

bjork is bjork

you must have guts of fucking steel because i saw that movie probably too young and it was my first nazi/holocaust movie and i didn’t watch the end because of hysterics and still haven’t ever finished it

i can imagine me several years ago being amy adams and crying because that shit is terrifying, and i can also imagine me today nodding and looking serious and trying not to laugh because omg you’re trying to be the adult david!? <insert jlaw ok right thumbs up gif>

it must have been you who showed it to me because i learned of it in a comment section here and now it lives in a secret file on my computer where i keep my embarrassing fanfiction

and yes jude law

oh god yes

mmm fight or flight

TEAM HARTNETT

i also feel like i can’t be mad at her. we spend a gajillion bites of internet space talking about how-hard-it-is-for-women-to-work-not-to-mention-women-of-color and ok so we saw her in pirates and star trek and maybe more avatar if james cameron would please hurry the fuck up

i’m losing my shit watching that

i’ll love christian bale forever, from laurie to patrick to yelling at the guy on set to combover to forever

i kinda bet he’s lovely to her

i bow down and worship my IUD

oh. my. god.

whaaaa i somehow did not know this about david o russell being a terrible person?

ok you guys i scrolled ALL THE WAY DOWN and didn’t find anyone to talk to who love leo with me

cosine