lol this got out of hand fast

omg pans labrynth

+ nightmare before christmas

cause like lol she didn’t just know it was called ‘economy’

she always picks the best stuff, age-appropriateness be damned

omg neil degrasse tyson is darling

people have no sense of humor

its fascinating to think about how ben is experiencing all of this, the succession of all his interactions - even this episode, a boring though fantastical lauren b date followed by watching everyone get hilarious and sweaty playing soccer followed by olivia being so pushy followed by jubilee’s awesome ‘real’ date…

ben is so fucking cute and so grateful - that first night where he’s thanking all of them for coming - but i feel like he looks like a bad kisser

i loooooved their date, it was much more fun to watch them learn about each other and try and figure out how they were gonna relate and if they had a similar sense of humor and see him reward her for being herself and being real and saying random shit and having different experiences and perspectives from him. its…

i also wanted her to take some bitches out

they were offended by her weirdness and then sat around all daydrinking and talking shit about her, what else could possibly have happened when she got home lol

olivia is fucking rad she is super duper ready to fuck with all these girls it’s fucking hilarious

yeah olivia is great she is a wonderful manipulator and knows the rules of the game

i also kind of like ben but i haaaaaaated watching him kiss lauren he looks like not my style of kisser

omg i have that vid saved in my bookmarks i always love it its fucking historic

god yes they’re all so clueless about the gameshow aspect of all this, though if they cast more self-aware people it wouldn’t be fun

YES the books were so good but do you remember The A List!? also gorg

this is the proper list. fuck jam (bc kim is amazing) marry stars (because it’d be easier to get some older looser hilton money than watched-like-a-hawk new kardashian money thanks kris) and end martin

ohmygodohmygodohmygod i haven’t watched last night yet but i’m SO HAPPY there are people here to discuss this with i’ve been so lonely ok see you all in a bit