But I feel like its especially in cold places where 98% of activities happen inside that people don’t dress for the weather. I remember this in Colorado all the time - its fucking snowing outside and girls dressing to impress and random teens (boys and girls alike) are in shorts and sweatshirts and sneakers. Grownups…

‘not so much in china’

i can’t get past the idea that this is a fashion line ‘for china’

every so often it pops into my head and i can never stop laughing

NOTHING BURGERS!!!

here i did it for you

reply to his tweet

if she’s in NY its from Lady M

100% this. cum is for porn and slang and sexting, it looks stupid when you’re trying to write something lovely and want to write about ejaculation

language is amazing

out of sheer habit i use cum always and jpo is right: never can be confused with another word, and its kinda crass just like the idea of typing out the word. sorry (and sorry dan savage, the only thing we disagree on)

seriously dude

ok i’ve always wondered about this: do people who don’t like their food touching on the plate allow the food to touch each other on the fork or in their mouths? its just a ratio thing? not eating food together sounds sad to me

kept it up on my screen and just had an awesome afternoon at work

ummmmmmm omg it just keeps getting better what is this monstrosity

um what is this here inappropriate things are happening and i want them to happen to me

i love you

omg consult a money person is 1st on my list too

OMG can we please have a Tess of the D’Urbervilles book club please? I read it alone and had SO MANY THINGS TO SAY and wished I could like go find a class and be like hey ok lets talk thoughts people

i also don’t hate ben