whatever is happening here, its hilarious. i love how they pick sometimes the WORST photos of people just to be dicks

this is the type of superhero i’d like

this is actually slightly too maniac for me

touche

i’m laughing harder than i’d like anyone to see right now

its weird how much bullshit there is about how to be a good parent and what to do and what not to do, and really basic tricks like babies want to be swaddled and if you hold them at a 45 degree angle they’ll stop crying is never mentioned, even though like every gramma probably knows this

he reminds me of mr rogers

“Why are you answering weirdly structured questions with unrelated victim-blamey questions? What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?”

many more stars

i also think he’s gonna to win... obviously Mame looks the most high fashion and will totally get signed by someone and crush it anyway, and Lacey was the starting standout who fell off in the end just like Lenox last time when Will should totally have won and i’ll take a hard pass on Mikey’s noisyass libido

yup, and its the gays and the cohabitating millennials who are ruining the institution of family

the show has brought me so much joy over my life and i can’t believe there’s only one episode left for tyra to say ‘only one of you will become americas next. top. model.’ (though i fell off for many of of the later seasons, only to return eagerly when i realized they cast straight boys so there would be sexytime…

but lets be real - jimmy buffet is jimmy buffet for everyone

whenever this article suggests itself or i think of it when i’m sad i always come read it again and poke through the comments because there is nothing better somehow than all of whats happening here

wait a sec though:

its religion in general yeah, taking advantage of something weird in our brains that wants to feel taken care of and safe at the expense of everything else, including actually being safe other useless shit like logic

high five and hello fellow doomsdayers! technology always brings political and social and economic upheaval, and the internet just blew apart the tenuous stability of the globalized world. we are well due for a revolution and it’ll be ugly, especially since the food is going to run out soon when global warming ruins…

my favorite type of people

the thought of this kept popping back into my head all fuckign night and i keep giggling like a maniac and people were noticing