life fucking goals right der

probably i suck at kinjaing after a certain point... i highly recommend the youtube clips of them on i’m a celebrity get me out of here its golden

it makes my body clench just thinking about it

money would be better tho

what else could he have to do tho

but burritos are delicious

um yes you saw them on i’m a celebrity get me out of here it would be tops

i did not watch that show yet but its on my short list hello longass winter evenings!

have you seen Enter The Void?

lol the girl working with what she’s given, since those dresses look so french maid roleplay-y! but she’s locking her knees something awful, i hope she knows how to walk in them? i hate seeing that, chicks tottering around in high heels

how was nobody on shoe-continuity!? i watch a lot of bridezillas and bitchez be all about that shit, especially a bride that would put together a photo like this

say it aint so i bet a weekly column from him would be full tilt bonkers we would love it so much

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YES. I agree, and if I hadn’t, your educating, interesting, articulate, engaging writing has totally gotten me on board with this idea! I want to vote for this hiring on Social Media!

lol shark week

i’m gonna maintain my belief that her appearances in front of a camera lens are highly organized business moves and when we hang out it’ll just be fun

I love everything about your opening. I am lucky enough to be great on weed and it is everything. And I’m gonna be cool and not tell you how fun I think it’d be to vape with you <3

i’d rather with miley

oh my god

THANK YOUUU