cheerio amy

kill them all

it’d depend for me on how rich the person in question was. megarich? beaucoup bucks, for all it’d matter to them, enough for me to be set the fuck UP for the rest of my life (or enable me to start making money the rich-people way, making the money make money).

i second everyone else’s advice because they are smart and have doled out most of the good talking points already and sex is not porn or magic or anything other than what its agreed to be between consenting humans, but i just want to throw in: it is actually possible to train yourself to cum when you want to (or when…

*whimpers*

(obviously)

i for one can’t wait to upload my brain onto a computer and just HAVE AT IT for an infinity-long playtime

wuttt <3

i just watched that for five minutes

that is so true and so weird! people have weird blind spots sometimes. i didn’t mean to single out women comics more than male comics, just was more talking - as a woman who’s experiences are generalized and popularized and comedicized - about women in the public eye who talk about women and femininity and stuff.

thanks so much! i feel like i learned a lot tonight... i’m not really a huge fan of standup so i am super not aware of all the nuances, so thanks a lot for the link. (did not think like anyone would even see my comment, i’m doing my homework now lol)

tone is SO HARD on the internets

thanks for saying that! i am sorry-shamed lol

oh that’s a good thought! i hadn’t really thought of that so articulately - makes me consider that on a meta level she’s beating the unnecessary self-deprecation dead.

oh i gotcha, no in context i was just saying that i don’t dig self-deprecating comedy by women maybe because i’m a woman and that shit hits close to home, and if i were a fat and out of shape man i’d not dig those types of male standup jokes cause they’d hit close to home

what?

right on! i think that’s true. i think maybe i just don’t really like stand-up? idk second-hand embarrassment is not what i want to do for fun usually lol

i love you thank you

that’s a very good point. i don’t mean to judge her harshly and not judge men harshly or hell even leave stand-up comedy as a whole out of my harsh judgement! in general the whole genre is kinda hard for me to get into for exactly this reason...

yeah, i guess its just a stand-up thing! i’m not judging her harsher than men, i’m not talking about men