and i feel like i’d complain about male comedians if i were a fat and out-of-shape male! maybe i doth protest too much, we fill the silence with our own insecurities and whatnot

i think that’s fair, and i do like what she stands for, but something about that self-deprecation makes my ears buzz loud enough to miss some other funny jokes

i’m so embarrassed i hate missing that type of shit

i know this is kinda unpopular, but i am not super into female comedians who spend most of their material being self-depreciating. i also know that the reason that amy schumer (and i’m also thinking of tina fey circa 30 rock) reach so many people is because self-depreciation makes them less threatening to people…

you’ll love it (if it doesn’t depress you), and its guaranteed to be more productive than 75% of things i can imagine that you’re doing for work! i try and peddle this article around as much as possible because its a great argument that makes me long for that post 60s hippie haze (i know i know i know it wasn’t all…

CONGESTION CHARGE

NO MORE CARS IN CITIES! thats what i feel constantly in new york - all these people complaining about traffic and parking and shit could just be solved by everyone utilizing park-and-ride stations, or paying some exorbitant fee for driving in. i know that dc is different because the suburbs aren’t very well connected…

everything good about the early aughts

a mormon girl wrote this book called The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance, about her experience being mormon and dating in nyc, which went a lot like this i think. i think she gave up and left mormonism

that’s exactly as far as i got! learned my lesson, didn’t even try with 50 shades (but then again i did read a long article pulling out problematic parts of the text, but then again i’m a masochist)

come in in a yellow jumpsuit with a hanzo sword and severed arm

THE ROCK

i feel ya. i bend over backwards to even be able to acquire a few pieces, and its totally worth it... but everybody has their own weird extravagancies i think

alright I’m gonna be the one to say it: its extremely reasonably priced for Fashion and if it wasn’t all tan a lot more people would dig it. i dig it. it will look great on me when i buy up all the items everyone scoffed at come sale season.

DO IT

I don’t understand why nobody realizes how much money they could make.

Spiting is surprisingly effective!

tomato tomahto

idiot servers not telling you there’s bacon in your soup!

hey this type of drunken belligerency is what helped give early people enough courage to eschew the herd and innovate enough to make civilization happen! you do you