did i mention this all happened in chattanooga?

i thought they were haribo gummy peaches but they’re actually gummy salad?

this is what i wish more richnfamus people would do - no sex-ed? i’ll make a web series. people don’t know about science? i’ll fund the new cosmos. people don’t like condoms? build the better one and i’ll give you a bajillion dollars. come on people there are only so many ugly california mansions you can own

SHE HAS ENOUGH FOR THREE EPISODES

haven’t watched in soooooo long but for some reason i did tonight and holy shit did you see the girl i’m talking about!? they gave her three episodes! she went legit nutso, got in a fight with some drag queeni, and her best friend was in love with her and just like carried her through her whole life and you could tell…

wut the actual fuq amazeballs

let’s talk about something else too

oh i wanna do this

yeah right on i have no idea what the future will bring (like, obviously, right?) but whenever people ask in that condescendingass way i’m like, ‘never, fuck the patriarchy, fuck the industrial wedding complex, fuck overpopulation, didn’t you hear global warming is coming and like ww3 and the apocalypse? mind ya own…

her ‘before’ looks crazy, but probably just under those lights and with her hair all DONE and shit.

oh matt shhhh you were tom ripley! we want to love you!

amazing! maybe you’re blacklisted from buying tabloids - you’re like a health inspector or food critic and they have a pic up of you at every magazine store and bodega and see you coming and are like, TABLOIDS TRANSFOOOOOORM

this is why we can’t have nice things, if protecting your property means disposing of it - come on, at least recycle

it is interesting as i’ve been paying more and more attention to seasons over years and have a much more intimate sense of emerging trends to watch stuff get passed around between even the biggest houses - japanese brands’ patchwork all around, omg fuck you raf simons for those now-ubiquitous sneaker bottomed dress…

so these people are servers? in a restaurant? the owner who is almost certainly not their manager or involved in the restaurant in any way except coming in to yell at people is trying to get some of them married? they’re surprised that their coworkers are abusing substances? all this apparently extensive plastic…

wh - wha... ?

designing my perfect secret hideout is one of my favorite games

staahhhhp

oh my god you’re killing me today

i like had to replay the part where we see her face and torso as she’s walking through the actual house and was so struck by how young and awkward she looked - like, well, a fucking teenager. i don’t watch the show always just see polished handpicked photos where she looks hella mature but this vid like does the…