I’m glad I’m not the only one who writes erotic fanfic about the Clinton’s sexcapades!

maybe she’s trying to get with some dude before he makes it bit, expect she forgets she has terrible taste, has zero chemistry with this poser, and will never be able to beat kim to anything

i wanted to turn it off so bad but i was trying to wait and see if i believed one iota of their chemistry or this posers lines

so bril, and i loved what she said about the film in general: ‘the most bizarre car accident you’ve ever seen’

susan sarandon is also my spirit animal

uma thurman is my spirit animal

please, more hugeness

i’m delighted every time i see him and i’ve never even seen any of the fast and furious movies

this is what happens when we try and turn runway clothes into regular clothes hello every pattern abuser you are not dries van noten

great we’ll do freikorperkultur in central park next week

i always wish i was german

no, cottage cheese is delicious.

white camgirl from the burbs here! sorry we seem like assholes. maybe stuff like this article and all the technical problems on some of the sites this summer will turn more of us into activists and not just lazy bitches lol

i was also waiting for the part at the end when you were like, psych! all these names are fake! but new college freshman were born in 1997 so that’s real

yup nobody will ever say it but we can

i bet its crabgrass anyway

yeah isn’t there some sort of like limit to how many times you can bring something before the supreme court? like no double jeopardy for this poor ruling?

so many more stars

he wishes

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