all the slow claps for you!

put me out of a job lol

touche

no i know! that was an aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-men. idk maybe it'd be fun? i'm thinking like 'last temptation of christ' jeezus, but only if i can dress up like barbara hershey.

I also am on Team Tiny Smith! I really like them! They’re kids, they’re dumb shits no matter how they grow up but at least these kids are creative and interested in the world. Its funny I think how everyone is always like, gah nothing they learn is ever put in context why don’t they go to schooooool, but fuck if kids…

THANK YOU this needed to be addressed

and lets all remember that these employers are people who think that breaking food into smaller bites makes you more full.

fuck that guy

Oh werrrrrd son. I actually loathe my family for these reasons. Too bad the world is too small to run away from your family anymore. Sometimes you kinda just want to tell people to fuck off.

you should sell that. or make a parody movie youtube channel.

Some people’s name is just the whole thing, no questions asked.

THANK YOU.

what about just for pure unadulterated desire?

i can actually really admire an adult man who will live in his mother’s basement so he can buy a lambo (and take care of her as she ages). that’s passion and commitment and a healthy dose of weirdness. love it. everybody spends their money differently.

i’ll die by my bodega breakfast, but if i’m ever near a La Bagel Delight i’ll kill for one of those (sub cream cheese for american omg people la bagel delight is the best).

ok really does a ‘regular’ bacon/egg/cheese sandwich include DD and ones with microwaved eggs? because that’s like negative breakfast i think.

but is this pose like THE pose for coachella? what does it look like live there? half the crowd standing in this pose and the other half holding iPhones, then switch and repeat? that sounds hilarious.

oh my that's a vagina

those are lovely!

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE!?!?!?!?!?! we want to hear more about that!