i’m leaking tears on the subway right now. this is ridonkulous

‘if the guy’s into math, learn algebra.’ WHAT. revolutionary. this is the most golden interview ever.

i guffawed

wasting all that space just cause netflix had to go and delete seasons 1-12 on us. fuckers.

yup its gorgeous

everyone’s so mad at you for dissing madonna but i’m mad at your for dissing sir paul mccartney.

you’re right! this is all very weird! i will never get back that 20 minutes i just spent watching all these clips.

oh yes completely out of sync with tradition to seek guidance from the supernatural. just because we have different words for ‘occult’ and ‘state sanctioned fairy tales of the magic powers of a guy who rose from the dead a bunch of years ago’ doesn’t mean they aren’t the same thing. well played, one and all.

yeah i also wouldn’t say the ideal feminist but i too admire her a whole helluva lot. its annoying that people say they hate the ks because they’re famous for doing nothing, but i think more people are just annoyed it seems so easy to get rich and they didn’t think of it first. kim is fucking hot, she loves her body…

oh man fuck families. I've been wondering for years now when i'm grown up enough to tell my family to fuck off - i don't even see/like them and it's not a secret, and they still won't stop bugging me.

OH GOD WHAT IS MULAN WITHOUT BDWONG THOUGH!?!

AND, if you're part of a pooled house (where everyone puts tips into the pool then gets tipped out for the hours they were there, which is most restaurants in NYC at least), that means you've got employees on the clock and in the tip pool who aren't making money but getting tipped out still. That hour or so for…

Oh YUP so much this. I was Mormon and it was pretty much the same. And I'm a camgirl now! But not to get back at them, seriously. Just cause the money is good.

IT IS THE NEWEST SUIT. that's what i saw first too. so new. this is the first time it was worn. it still has its tags on it. so new.

I agree with cleaning as you go - to a sane point. Like, if I have to open the cabinet door inside which my garbage cans lives with my messy hands (or touch the potentially dirty handle with my clean hands) every time I want to throw something away... that doesn't make sense to me! Economy of motion means I toss it…

That's not a negative narrative about teaching, it's a statement referencing the fact that the education system is doing injustice to our kids.

Yeah I remember being really excited about the potential of the Common Core to actually organize the curriculum! It is a big bummer that it ended up being about bipartisan stuff and not being about education.

Did you ever see this article? I thought it was super interesting. http://www.nybooks.com/articles/archi…

Oh shit yes of course. The same reason it isn't taught in schools is the same reason it isn't taught in the home: because people who control these entities are people who don't want children (thus humanity in general) to have this sort of information. As if not talking about it makes it go away. Stupid people in this…

Right on. It's funny, years of therapy and making really random life decisions has made me actually quite angry about religion, and I'll vilify myself right now by saying that I agree with people call raising kids religious akin to child abuse. There is so much shit that I had/have to unlearn to be a functioning human…