wow thanks for the link to that awesome eminem article - i don't really follow him cause i don't dig his content - but i find him and his place in the world fascinating.

I would also like to see it, but I want it to be stop-motion, like with a bunch of random toys - a la Toy Story - like, just like people played with them.

of course! i love helena bonham carter's tits in a corset. a++

I feel slightly icky laughing as hard at that as I did.

HAhahahaaa that is also the part that made me stop twice - how ignorant do you have to be to not think that people are not gonna rip you apart for non-satirically joining those two phrases?

I do love the way he laughs at himself. I love it when people laugh at their own jokes.

As far as one true Cinderella stories, does everyone know the Ella Enchanted BOOK? It was perfect and lovely and real and multi-dimensional. I read that til it fell apart.

can i just watch the parts of the movie that cate blanchett and helena bonham carter are in?

I think that when I'm famous I'll invest in a series of masks and large hats with face veils. I don't know if I'd ever want to have to do the 'shielding my face with my coat or a piece of paper or shuffling (that's not a moonwalk, yo) out of a garage' thing to avoid paparazzo, but I'd definitely want to be able to not…

yes yes yes i took it for granted that the square was a rice crispy treat (lots of rec soccer yo) and thought the commotion was referring to the whitish triangle, which must be fish but omg could you imagine eating fish in a prison? i won't even choose it at most restaurants

I thought fish? How horrifying, if so...

Yes home work is the best. All I know about offices is what I know from The Office. Is that what offices are like? This article seems to confirm it.

oh wow so thick! yeah that would be hard to work with

I can't find a view of the actual gown anywhere? Am I not looking hard enough? Seems weird.

OKAY that was a lot of a show. I'm gonna have to go and watch some Great British Baking Show or something because I want to watch some pleasantness now.

I think they should do a fun season where they only say real shit to each other, and can see each other as much as they want, and talk whenever, and be able to leave and do other stuff when they aren't hanging out, and... you know. Just film real people having lives. Is that a show yet? Real reality tv?

OMG grrrl I totally want to have a viewing party now! My roommates don't want to watch with me but it's SOOOO talkworthy. I actually started watching this show this season because everyone had so much fun in the comments.

hell no I'm watching this episode on my roommate's big fucking tv (but usually i do what you do)

OHHHH my god that vine is killing me I can't stop watching it hahahahahahahahha

Also, what's the chronology of the filming? Does he already know who he's chosen as he's sitting here?