It is weird how Chris would be so nice to everyone and kiss everyone and say the right things about everyone. That really would just be weird, and it would be so hard to just have no fucking clue how it was going or if the date after yours overshadowed you (ahem ahem I bet he and Kaitlyn had really awesome sex -…

omg if this is happened in ny i would try to hard to go. that's exactly the sort of thing i would love to do with some pot brownies and a super comfy sweatshirt.

WAIT WAIT WAIT that breaking of the fourth wall bit was brilllllllliant. how possibly perfect. i want to watch the bachelor in paradise now please

Every single shot of Kaitlyn laughing at Ashley S. is gold. And it's so not mean spirited. Kaitlyn is the most good-natured girl on the show.

except for the part where he kept on giving people pity roses

I would really have loved just the supercut of all of Ashley S. She also did not look so awesome on this episode. They all actually looked so weird and over-made-up.

Yeah her face was pretty but are we talking about switching faces with her now? Like, growing up liking your own face but then becoming superpretty? That'd be weird. Also idk, if it were the other way around maybe I wouldn't want to decide to grow up superpretty. Its weird to think about changing 'levels' of…

I want to watch Kelsey and Ashley I just go at it. Like, just put them in a room together with no moderators and let them say everything they want to say for as long as they want to say it. It would be excellent.

I get you, I get that there's a lot of ways to be a person and I totally think she was painted into a box. The thing that upset me about her, is that she felt like she was saying a script. Like, went out of her way to awkwardly use big words and say things in the longest winded explanatory way. I found her speech…

I'm late to the party. I need a sandwich.

Hi I am also a first time watcher and have loved this season.

Yeah but her acting in the 'this close' cry scene was not good. Bad Brit.

But then there are weird outliers, like Whitney. She has a pretty specific job and was one of the few of them who had never at one point been in the performing arts or whatever, from what I remember.

I loved Carly at first, she stayed pretty normal for a long time (cruise ship rules means you're probably pretty good at being drunk and bored) - and yeah then just got really freaked out. She also started to look weirder, like her eyebrows get worse and her hair gets worse. It was not pretty. BRIT's hair is awesome…

That was some totally next level shit, she probably just lost it. She's basically been drunk and preening for like 5 weeks straight and she is kind of a weird person. Loved her.

plus, her acting in the 'i was this close' fake cry scene was not good.

OH MY GOD you guys this episode is amazing! The bachelor crashes viewing parties!? Why did nobody warn me this amazingest of things was going to happen!?! This is ridiculous that third group of drunk girls is making my night.

I know that this is not a safe thing to say, but there can be sustainable and humane furrier like the sustainable and humane livestock industry? If animals were happy and lived good lives and got to play and run around before they were killed kindly I'd feel a lot better about it. I know that for many people this is…

he was for sure high when he wrote this.

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