Edges are the boundary between hair and forehead. Google “bad edges” to see.

Welcome to Black Armory grind!

Wow, that’s much more appropriate than my Watchmen quote, “Hey, look at my dong!”

Who TF reads PFT comments? Besides racists, idiots, assholes, and the occasional maschicist?

It came in a set with Cannonball Run 2. 

Death Crockpot, the Crockpot That Eats People

Rumor has it he enjoys a good pegging

I’ve been using “clap’s back” for years.

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life

Why did I read this to the tune of “Synchronicity II” by The Police?

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

I used to poop on escalators. I still do, but I used to too.

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

How did Barstool miss out on this guy?

👏 APATHY 👏 AND 👏 IGNORANCE 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 FUCKING 👏 PUNK 👏

He’s squatting on his desk as we speak. 

“What’s the big deal? When I got on the phone in the middle of a game I usually lost way more than $30,000.”

I fully expect Cooper Kupp to do this next week, to universal acclaim.

White America discovering “white supremacy” is in the same vain as Columbus discovering America!

I’m sure John Oliver’s weekly English-language comedy show on a premium American television channel was a major part in Brazil electing a fascist psychopath.