I thought this was my wife’s aunt on Facebook* posting until I checked the username.

This feels explicitly like a response to certain bosses that Whisper was melting, particularly Dul Incaru in the Shattered Throne, the Forge Recluse in Bergusia Forge AND ESPECIALLY Insurrection Prime in Scourge of the Past. You know what all those bosses have in common? GIGANTIC precision hitboxes. If Bungo wants to…

Counterpoint: Simmons said if the Cavs win the lottery that he’ll quit sports forever and even Knicks fans should be rooting for that.

This is by far the the guiltiest I’ve ever felt laughing. Take your star you fucking monster.

God, please, let this be what it takes to get Terry Bradshaw off my fucking television on Sundays in the fall/winter.

You two clearly aren’t married, yet! If I told my wife (we’re both lv40) “you’re doing very well” mid-battle I would get swatted in a hurry with a quick dash of “don’t condescend to me just because I don’t throw curve balls!”

NO MENTION OF MOTHERFUCKING TR3-VR?!?

I’m assuming New Asgard is at or near the place in Norway from Thor: Ragnarok where Odin suggests “it could even be here!”

100% this. I knew EXACTLY what they were going for, noted its brazen lack of subtlety and then completely didn’t care because my 15 year old daughter LOST HER SHIT.

Cue the Simmons “We can smell it” chants?

SAY GOODBYE TO THESE.

Fucking hell, Sportsnet needs to get with the times... putting an outdated, retrograde stat so front and center on their NHL coverage. It’s high time for them to stop advertising the leaders in plus/minus...

Everyone wants to get publicly divorced, injured and addicted to painkillers. You, my friend, are a keen observer of the human condition!

As long as we get a Squirrel Girl to single-handedly take down Doom, I’m for it!

Who let this micropenis out of the greys...?

0.000000001% chance this person is a parent and -40000000000% chance this person is the parent of a teenager.

I go with the sub-variant:

Drooling Stoolies are gonna be in this story’s comments in 5... 4... 3...

Great. Are there any shared playlists on Apple Music or Spotify of her covers of shitty pop songs? Because now I’m desperate to hear all of them.

I will swear off all previous allegiances and become a Carolina superfan if the Canes can manage to fully usurp the Icelandic clapping from that shitty Skol chant they do at Vikings games.