Freddie Freeman Crushes Towering Tater Off His Own Child

Now now, that should be (in the spirit of Dead letters) “I’m sukc xtremely Hard and a poles Of Sh**t”

Never played RoI in D1, and I loved the Whisper mission, so I’m pretty pumped to give this one a go. I’ve heard Outbreak Perfected is also a complete monster of a gun, so it’ll be nice to have an exotic pulse in a slot I normally reserve for my 800,000 handcannons.

Git a rope!

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

“Could you not drive in that scenario?”

...“an argument” isn’t probable cause for shit.

dude the radium in that toy was very valuable

That is not the current rule. Catching the puck is allowed, see rule 67.2. http://www.nhl.com/ice/page.htm?id=26478.

“I MEAN ITS JUST BUFFOONERY! NOBODY CALLED LOU GEHRIGS FONE NUMBER AND ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED HIS DISEASE RENAMED AL’S. ITS STUPID, WHOS THIS AL GUY ANYWAY?  ANYWAYS ILL HANG UP AND LISTEN TO YOUR ANSWER GO SKINS”

“I ain’t boutta argue with none of y’all over some PAINTING, “Kaitlyn said via her Instagram account. “you know how much dope shit in heaven park gets painted over? Oh alright then hop off. Yah Boutta ‘kill’ me over a painting. That shit is hilarious.”

At least you got to go home and listen to Santa Monica, after the draft you just go home with...regret?

It’d be worth it just to hear Francesa call him “Pyoog” fifteen times a day. 

Gotta review the Zapooter Film.

Trump is imagining his daughter's pie.

“Say goodbye to these!”

No joking - I would squeel and jump out of my seat if we get a surprise came from her in Endgame to land a punch on Thanos.

i think thor 2's badness is vastly overrated. it’s way better than the original, has some big laughs and tom hiddleston gives a really great performance.