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Then that means Hero 29 will be Richard Gere for sure.

I concur.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

As a Browns fan I’d just like to add that I bet a lot of people read this and think, come on, nobody could possibly think the Browns are going to make the playoffs this year!

There’s no doubt in my mind that at least dating shows are similar to UNREAL. The stakes are so high, the alcohol flows like fucking water, there are a million stunts and field trips, the competition aspect makes the “stars” turn into ruthless animals, etc. Lord help the lawyers and compliance departments on ABC, is…

No characters leave the party on their own. When you get a sixth party member, a new menu comes up asking you which character to dismiss to make room (or you can dismiss the sixth character if you don’t want them to join). It’s interesting because you have to make tough choices. There’s no backup pool of characters…

But you know what’s really golden? Your page view. So far I have about 6.9 million & yours just pushed Harriot closer to my #1 status. Damn you..but thanks.

Actually I was Blogher’s Yesha Callahan back then.

Bill Simmons: Okay, since you’re a girl, I’ll walk you thru this

Deadspin shits on Clay Travis every chance they get.

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

Any Penguins who shared a locker room with Matt Cooke can pretty much shut the fuck up about Wilson.

I don’t even have a horse in the race, but shit. Wilson isn’t half as dirty as Cooke was and the Pens won a Cup with him.

“Drake needs to be careful here; coming at Perkins can ruin your life.”

The president of white women who carry spit cups

With you on both counts. My pre-reset Dino deck annihilated the universe, but now I am forced (and ABLE) to try other decks. Just wish the gold rolled in more often :-P

Y’know, I’ve been trying to figure out what sort of artwork I should put above my mantle, I think I’ve figured it out now.

I am One Thousand Percent behind this idea. They should play some games in that kiddie castle casino, but seriously, why shouldn’t a vegas team lean into the theme?

American Pie for me. Oof...