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Bonnie Bernstein Haberdashery
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This team will always play second, third or fourth fiddle in the state to the Cowboys, the Longhorns, the Aggies and the local high school team.

Unfortunately, it was the only photo they had of Watt by himself.

Zarya and Torb: “THIS PLACE IS F***ING GREAT.”

Zenyatta:

He would be much more pleasant if his dad had taught him how to play NBA2K17 the right way.

I mean, he went to UK. I just assume he’s unpleasant.

It makes me sad PFT is there. I can’t bring myself to consume anything coming from barstool.

Yeah, but only because their players are better.

You mean Butz and Faris.

I’m saving this article for the next time somebody asks what a wypipo is.

People are complex, complicated, and for the most part decent wherever you go in this country. Leveraging the sideshow aspect of issues that most folks outside of the region don’t fully comprehend is far easier than getting to the truth of the matter. The author of this article did an exceptional job in avoiding the

After 20 years...

If you’re egregiously wrong, they’ll put you in charge of something important!

Right? This made the gym scene more exciting around here, I don’t skip past 9/10 gyms I see now because “eh, level 10 tower full of blisseys, will never beat it”

Unlike the Bucs, this burn is MRSA-less.

No joke; that organization really needs to overhaul its staph.

Totally. I just want to be on tape non-chalantly snagging one while sipping a beer then flipping it to kid while I salute the fans and then proceed (hopefully, and I assume) to drink all the free beers that would be foisted upon me for being Marlon Brando levels of cool. hahahahaha

That squirrel babe was thirsty af.

The only question is how the studio marketing team will try to justify casting Katherine Heigl as Rihanna and Bradley Cooper as Durant.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Don’t forget “He needs to appreciate what this country’s given him” for the trifecta.