Buddy, that’s assuming any of us make it into 2020.

My nose runs when I have an especially large poop. Can’t explain it.

SeaTac is confusing. I flew through there last year and thought it was terrific.

I thought the exact same in ND. You would legitimately not believe how many people that live on the fucking ceiling of America are terrified by an ambulatory band of brown people 2000+ miles away.

This is the logical end of unhelpful-wypipo-who-think-they’ve-solved-racism saying “I don’t see color.”

I can’t believe this story isn’t about Chael.

My wife and I landed on the theory that there is a kid in Vietnam but it’s not Jack’s: it’s Nick’s.

That Mercy is bang-on. Wow.

“Our policy is to close the bank any time someone from Florida walks in.”

Enjoy your trip to Edmonton...

*JAZZ HANDS*

Burner account made to angrily call one commenter racist... yes, yes, it’s DEFINITELY the libs who are the easily triggered snowflakes...

Who runs their ad agency, Thanos?

Brees’ record-breaking pass should go on Norman’s tombstone. That half-pump got him to bite harder than when Vanilla Ice hears a Queen riff.

Now, now, I’m sure Tom will eventually get to your Lions...

I appreciate the advice; Reddit doesn’t seem to have much in the way of guides for 2.0 noobs. Gonna look into how to get those boots, now!

Me, a Leafs fan: WEEE! The Buds have one of the best young centers in the game and just signed one of the best veteran centers in the game! Things are looking up.

It’s a lot of fun. If you ADS it really controls the kick and the spray.

Xur was selling Sweet Business this past weekend. It’s been fun as hell to chain gun 2-3 dudes going for heavy ammo spawns in Crucible with it.

I am admittedly a huge noob who just started playing when D2 was free on PSN (and summarily bought the expansion) but I have been loving the Sweet Business auto rifle. Its increased rate of fire with a Well of Radiance is fucking disgusting in any mode.