she’s pretty great on social media

I remember learning about this in high school! It’s called vertical integration!  The next step is Bumble branded birth control.

So, while it would almost certainly have been terrible anyways, I was cautiously on board with the concept when I thought they meant a bar where everyone in attendance would be Bumble members who were single/otherwise looking.

Guys! Guys! A bar where singles meet!

I’d like this a lot more if it was just about having a nice but safe place to meet someone for the first time with staff who are trained to be helpful if things are iffy.

“Why would a boss sexually harass her? I mean look at her. He’s successful and she’s fat and ugly. No way do I believe her. He could do way better.

My car has chilled seats and they work magnificently. There’s a warm air blower in the head rest that feels like a loving caress on my neck. The car seat warmer, though, is working with a mandate from Satan. It lures me into relaxing by staying comfy cozy until it feels the tension leave my body. Then, in an instant,…

Man here, I’ve got a few pairs of boots with heels 2"-3". It’s too hot to wear them now :(

Make men wear heels. Problem solved.

A Love Letter to the Bay Area... that was filmed in Vancouver (in the screenshot above they’re on Pender Street in Vancouver). Except for covering the Canada Post boxes on the streets with USPS wrappers, they weren’t even trying to pretend like Vancouver was San Francisco — earlier, after they had dinner with Marcus’…

I loved this movie, totally hilarious and refreshing, but I thought the execution and pacing were a little uneven. And while the movie belonged to the leads, the supporting cast really made great work out of their parts. I have never loved Reeves more.

Eight thousand nine hundred forty-four miles.

My mom once played that on Words with Friends and I was absolutely horrified. She tried to play if off as her just putting in anything and seeing if it works, but I knew. And now i can't forget.

Because I vape AND take such a high dose, the idea that a low dose gummy would do anything for anyone just baffles me.

I am disabled and have chronic pain from several debilitating health conditions (severe arthritis and degenerative disc disease, peripheral neuropathy and radiculopathy, intractable chronic/daily migraine and trigeminal neuralgia), as well as PTSD and anxiety disorder. Over the course of a year, I tried CBD tinctures…

I expected to be mad about this but I think it’s a really good take. However, I think this rejection for her is a lot different than other rejections and she showed growth both during the romantic aspects of their relationship, and afterward. (e.g. forcing the camera/audience away when they’re fucking, not letting the…

In my extensive scientific studies, CBD does nothing, weed is fucking awesome.

Nah, Crashing is great. You just have to remember that it was her first run and she didn’t have the confidence of voice she’s grown into so, so well.

Oh yikes. That’s pretty bad, Meryl. Whether intentional or trying to bullshit her way out of answering a question about something she didn’t know/understand, it’s pretty bad.

Watching Parks and Rec lately, I’ve been sort of annoyed with Andy, especially as April’s husband. She would’ve gotten sick of his shenanigans within a couple years in real life.