I look forward to this every week. More Joan on Jezebel, plz! 

Hahaha this sounds like every dude in Victoria.

YES. That 2-hour Bicycle Thieves knockoff was pretentious garbage.

I’m sorry this happened to you. It’s not your fault that an older man took advantage of the power dynamic inherent in the boss-employee relationship.

THANK YOU!

I know a few women with big rings like this. One is an athlete, and the other a hairdresser: both jobs you would remove rings for anyway. So why not wear a big rock when you can?

Forever stuck in the greys but YES.

I dislike T Swift but I too cannot get over why people feel entitled to hear music on platforms that pay artists like shit.

Same as the Taylor Swift cycle. White women get an infinite number of “second” chances.

Meanwhile Winona Ryder shoplifted once and it nearly destroyed her career! No double standard here, nope.

Same! It makes me feel like a grouch, but come on. It’s a well documented phenomenon. Not scary.

Jezebel has become a platform for women to shit on other women. It’s super depressing!

Renée Zellweger looks happy and healthy. And her fiancé is hot. Go Renée.

Haha our last government was obsessed with 1812 because it’s like the only cool war we had or something. LAME

Are Americans really taught that they won the War of 1812?

In spite of the Chaucer connection, dude has obviously never read the Merchant’s Tale.

Yeah this sounds wayyy more likely to me.

Being mistaken for Beyonce is the highlight of my life ❤

My husband’s band just pulled every album off Spotify but their first. He’s obviously no Jay Z, but I’m shocked at the number of people shitting on Jay for this decision. Spotify treats artists like shit.

And yet the little bit of the update we’ve been allowed to see so far still feels pointedly nostalgic, like a particularly bleak episode of Stranger Things.