RIGHT??

Oh my god, thank you. Stranger Things was just a messy, poorly written pastiche of IT and E.T. 

<3

Thank you. I’ve lost 20 pounds in the past three months due to severe anxiety. Every compliment hurts (I was a healthy weight before).

Ugh, Lena Dunham, Canada doesn’t want you.

I dunno, I’m not a fan, but I think it’s because I haven’t forgiven him for coaxing Reggie Watts away from Comedy Bang Bang.

I WANT TO BELIEVE

I love you.

Why do people always pit female comedians against each other as if there can only be one?

THIS. The dialogue on Gilmore Girls has always been atrocious. Speaking quickly does not make something witty.

Is it me or did comment quality go downhill when Gawker ended? All the victim blamers seem to have ended up here.

Graffiti written in menstrual blood on the stall wall. It said “ASSHOLES.”

I just watched that episode, and YES.

It looks like it might be a Coffee Time - like Timmy’s, but scarier at night.

Captain Picard is high af.

The raccoons will always win. In Toronto, we’ve ceded the city to them. They were already descending from the heavens in attack formation.

For what it’s worth, you sound like a fantastic, thoughtful, caring parent. Your daughter is in good hands.

God damn, I love her so much.

Thank you, totally going to chill out with a bath right now. :)