I despise the term “bridezilla”. People, regardless of sex, typically get stressed at some time or another about weddings as they can be stressful to organize.

It should also be noted, that by railroading these five young men into confessing to a crime they didn’t commit, the real attacker, Matais Reyes (who had attacked a woman in similar fashion two nights before the Central Park Jogger, an attack where they were able to NAME him as a suspect because of stitches on his chin…

Honestly I feel that way about store bought dressings in general. Those things are full of crap. It’s cheaper and tastier to make your own and keep it in the fridge. 

Every in-group needs an out-group.

I lived by myself for 14 years, and my boyfriend lived by himself for almost 20 - we have been together for the last 12 of those years, and we just moved in together a few months ago. We moved in mostly because he really wanted to and for financial reasons.

I’m no big fan of Anna Faris, but if she’s still into big doofy, pudgy guys I’m available.  I ain’t fussy.

This is a man who is willing to star in a film that features him partaking in a sex act of shitting on his partner but belongs to group who finds two men daring to even hold hands as obscene.

Wow I guess Pratt is on his way to Cruise level insanity. 

Christ these sorts of religious people are the absolute worst.

I'm taking bets on Ma Shriver planning the son in laws political career 15 years hence. America is never going to be rid of Kennedy spawn and bad celebrities turned worse politicians 

Jesus is the lord lol.

I was hoping the show that plays at gyms midday wouldn’t have a sordid and sad detail. 

Parthenogenetic offspring can be either full clones or half clones. In this case, testing showed that the offspring only has half of the mother's genetic material so no, the daughter is not a clone.

I don’t think Jezebel helped with this particular situation. Is the site extra mega snarky/mean lately, or am i just feeling sensitive because the world is on fire? 

Do not attribute to malevolence what can simply be attributed to mere incompetence.

I lost it when he said “It had beautiful hair!” lol

“I’m fucking dying looking at those bears.”

What in the everloving fuck is going on here.

Maybe we can find out what they know about the Lizard Man of South Carolina

I think people who swear they witnessed a Bigfoot probably saw a bear walking upright, which is terrifying in itself.