Joan I am cackling, may you be the only contributor to compile Dirt Bag instalments from here on in.

Poor Jim Rash. It was one thing to be confused for Moby back when he was just a has-been electronic music maker. But now that’s he’a public pariah who doesn’t know when to keep his mouth shut? That’s just undeanlievable.

Anyone who pees when they laugh after being pregnant should look into pelvic floor physiotherapy. We take it for granted that people will have lasting muscle damage, incontinence, and possibly more serious problems like prolapsed organs, after pregnancy and birth, but physiotherapy can help a lot.

called the “mommy makeover” apparently...I had a friend tell me about it when I was telling her that I was sad that years of hard work to lose a significant amount of weight were leaving me hating my body, just in a new, surprising way. turns out the abdominal lipo, thigh lipo, tummy tuck, boob job combo is something…

I appreciate her candidness, like when she said giving birth to her daughter broke her vagina. 

Why are people getting so up in arms about Cardi B having plastic surgery post baby? I figured most of the entertainment industry does once the child is born since so many have no visible signs of having grown another human inside their body. Meanwhile I lost weight and my stomach looks like sad play do.  Surgery had…

Hell, I been on the bench in this game since about 2 minutes into the second quarter.

Any little step counts and frankly there’s nothing wrong with making people feel welcome. Men in the United States are generally not expected to take much interest in raising their children beyond providing for the family and being the “fun” parent. 

Yeah, science fiction has already answered this question.

Hi there Judgey-McJudgey. I feed my 13 month old & 3 year old these things too. They love it. Not all sushi is raw. Edamame can be cut up. Pomegranate seeds are small enough for little people’s mouths. I’m not sure what you mean by food being “hard on such a young child’s digestive system”. Little people eat all kinds…

Ok but why don’t women appreciate me for the hobbies I have now, which include criticizing them online and playing video games?

I rather that part of the man be as unnoticeable as possible, lol. I’m not grossed out by them but I never looked at a pair and said, “I wish they were bigger!”

Joan Summers DirtBag? Wowee!

Joan, congrats on your promotion!

Depends where in Europe. My family in Greece work a minimum of 14 hours a day during tourist season, and they only get one day off every 28 days during the 6 month peak.

File this under “late stage capitalism.”

My parents came from poverty. As soon as they were old enough to work, they did it nonstop like their parents. My parents missed nearly all concerts, games, recitals, plays, etc. The only thing they did make it to was parent/teacher conferences, which were never a good thing. Vacations were out of the question because…

His consistent and strange over-use of “Natalie” - like she is someone with whom he is presently intimately connect to - just speaks further to his creepiness and continued obsession with her...

Oh geez. I knew some of these guys when I was in college. Older, sensitive, slightly effeminate guy who just wants to read poetry/drink coffee/play chess/play his music for you/sleep next to you/just make out a little at your dorm room or the room he rents in a “collective” that has a twin mattress on the floor.…