Filed to: SAME AS IT EVER WAS.

“It’s Cosmo’s moon!”

I once spotted a couple of young barn owls looking out the top hatch of an unused silo, 30 feet up. I was 100 feet from the silo, pointing a flashlight at them, casually saying to my dad, “Look at the baby owls! I wonder where their mom is?” As soon as I said this, the flashlight beam was filled with a huge white…

Looks like she’s wearing it on the wrong finger, but god do I love a bezel set ring! No prongs to break or worry about, or get caught on things. Bezel settings for the win. If you have a ring with prongs, you can find a jeweler to re-set your stone(s) into a bezel setting, and you’ll never look back... So much easier…

Jack Black is on the short list of people (along with Jeff Bridges, Kurt Russell, etc) of whom if it ever turns out they are/were me-too guys I’m just going to quit, walk up into the mountains and starve to death or get killed by a bear or whatever

Let’s leave Cabbage Patch kids out of this. We’ll use Chucky instead, he is already morally questionable. Plus he has the right hair.

“Christ ugh igh ugh Mandy Moore ick. The thought of her sticking her tongue down that filthy hatch. I might as well go watch Hostel. Smelly ass, ick. I LOATHE that guy.”

Speaking of, I bet Bryan Adams fucking hates this guy

Know who else has 5 Grammy nominations? Kid Rock. The Grammys mean less than nothing. Almost no one watches, even fewer care.

Let’s do a deep dive into your fear around the word “pivot” and circle back once we’ve touched base.

Ohhh my god.

Great pic of this clownish dipshit wearing an Emperor shirt even tho his music has never been edgier than a mewling kitten. What did people see in this ridiculous fop, ever? I could never understand.

The guys who are fixated on making me squirt are not the same guys making me cum.

Well, apparently I’m one of the people “duped” by Ryan Adams because I did actually like his music and I did think he was just a dude making music. I don’t follow music blogs or gossip rags and am definitely not “in the know” so I had no idea. Some of his songs got me through some rough shit, but I can’t listen to…

Props to all the women who came forward (and the dozens more who didn’t feel they could) for this story. I know it feels silly to focus on Mandy Moore because she is so successful, but it took a lot of guts for her to be so open about this given the level of conversation it’s going to generate about her former…

Yeah but if you kick Ryan Adams out of the recording industry then who else is going to make mediocre albums that make me wish I’d just listened to the Flying Burrito Brothers instead? 

This is a nice article. I’d like to add my very unique TMI experiences as a female to male transgender person who did experience squirting as an orgasmic phenomena before transitioning.

Don’t have to say except shout out to the guy that said his colleagues are preposterous to think they know more than women about their bodies. You da real MVP

Fuck you, Ryan. Everyone knows that Bryan’s the cooler guy anyway. Can’t see Ryan doing a early 00s dance classic...

GREAT IDEA!