I forget who said it, but it fits - paraphrasing, it represents the worst two things about America - violence and meetings.

Honestly, I just think she’s so funny. I really think that her comedic skills are STILL underrated, even after everything.

So the blind was true! https://blindgossip.com/birthday-alibi/

I read somewhere that this is *why* she escaped this shit show.

I think Anna Faris is thanking her lucky stars she escaped this shitshow. 

I was brought up Pentecostal and you are 100% correct. SO much hypocrisy. Luckily I realized early on that I didn’t have to live like that so I dealt with it until I was 18 and went to college out of state.

If you’re like me, it’s because you’ve watched “The Fall” on Netflix.

they’re stealing each others’ appearances, too.

There are two kinds of people whose first instinct when having their picture taken is to “edgily” flip the double-bird: 1. Unrepentant dipshits and 2. Ricky Gervais.

It’s interesting that there are so few comments about how unethical surrogacy is in this circumstance compared to news articles about the Kardashian-West’s new child. 

My gray hair comes in at my temples and makes me look like a tired Paulie Walnuts.

I hate that the women in his life seem to be held more publicly accountable for his actions than he is. We either have articles asking women to answer for his crimes, or articles asking when CK and men like him are allowed to return to their “rightful” place in the spotlight. Why do women have to answer for the…

The kid who swore at Megan Markle or the kid who is dating Kate Beckinsale?

“Enhanced fencing” has to involve Errol Flynn!

LOL!!! I never knew its orgin!

The only people I know who have ever intervened are women. Men will pretend that “protecting the women” is part of their masculinity trip but really most of them are cowards.

I brought my 6 month old into Manhattan to meet a friend for lunch. Thought I was lucky to be getting out in a station with an elevator - until the doors opened. There was a lady inside, wearing a garbage bag and holding a knife standing guard over her stuff. We stared at each other for a minute, and I’m thinking that…

I’m as ghostly pale as you can get and even I'll say this is way too much white bullshit.

1. Anyone who ever saw an interview of him knew that he was gayer than a Christmas tree full of monkeys and was fooling no one.

I thought you were going to mention the news from last night, not a few weeks ago. Last night at a set, Pete Davidson made a joke that Big Sean “taught” Ariana to “take” big dicks. I want to shake this dude. No one needs to be taught to take any kind of dick...we push babies out! Your dick isn’t that big!