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He’s especially good at the following commands:

Female, but non-native English speaker, so still had to google, thought it was the anatomic part, so the image in my head was super weird!

Okay, has someone who has to obey a gluten free diet... WHY WOULD YOU DO IT OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL!?!?

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, how many competent people could have been hired on to news programs, ...

Nice...

Obviously I don’t think she should get a penny because I don’t think she should have been hired, in the first place. But it was inevitable she’d get the full amount.

Yes.

I will not hear a word against this friendship ring coven.

Ari also left this comment on some Instagram page:

1. Maybe.

My high school always had a handful of kids go on to D1 with full rides every year, and every year these broke dudes would show up in Escalades/Mustangs/etc. Not that I blame the kids for getting theirs. The entire thing is a racket and the NCAA is trash, and this selective enforcement only weakens their stance…

Are you...me?? Because I experienced the SAME thing after my emotionally unavailable ex broke up with me. I would constantly send him texts with increasing desperation which he would ignore. Online dating afterwards and talking to all the would-be fuckbois out there didn’t help either. A year later I started dating my…

Drunk-texted my kid’s elementary school principal late at night, asking him to come outside his house and meet up with me and my equally-drunk fellow PTA mom friend.

He pretty much immediately texted back something like, “Happy to hear you’re having great sex!” And I was mortified.

I meant to text my friend Ann about the guy I was dating, and I texted Anne, a 50 year old speech therapist at my school, that I was having the best sex of my life. I had no idea until I saw Anne at work a few days later. She was a widow fighting cancer, and she told me to “keep loving” and winked so hard that her wig…

My mom also did this.  My nipple was, at that time, doing that extremely dark and really huge hormonal reaction thing, and as such was a stark contrast to my adorable newborn's head.  She then texted it to everyone and showed her entire office, which included a dude I had fucked who, bless him, did not respond with…

Arianna’s filter should be a crime, but I love the hair. I don’t know if it’s just sunlight, but that ligher color has more depth and is really pretty. I hope she ditches the headache horsetail. Be free, you odd bunny/baby hybrid.

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