I really didn’t know this was a thing. I guess Canada doesn’t care enough about parking tickets.

It sounds snarky as I type this, but, in all sincerity, my favorite movie of his remains Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.

So... Who believes Keanu can act?

There was absolutely nothing wrong in my comment, body issues or not.

That Ariana grande story is oh wait I jus …. Bwarraaaaaagh (puke,puke ) I mean the description of the , oh excuse me I ..... ugh, ugh bwwhaaaaaagh (puke, puke ,long puke dribble) im done im done. These two should just Barfwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagngahhbab, sorry have to go now !!! , grab my jacket when you leave …

Kathy Gifford said it perfectly: they all cover for each other.

This is absolutely horrific and terrifying; the police acted in retaliation to her helping a minor during a search. She did nothing wrong, but the Met police have essentially sanctioned the police officers’ actions. No country can claim there is no blue wall of silence and intimidation that uses its power and…

Shit-birds of a feather stink together.

She’s getting paid to party in Greece so we shouldn’t feel too bad for her, yet this is all too heartbreaking to watch.

I dunno. This bums me out. I hope she’s happy. 

Fuck them. I just bought the domain names, .com and .org. I needed something fun to do this weekend, and now I have a project.

I once hired a babysitter and literally walked around a grocery store in a daze for 90 minutes, didn’t even buy anything.

I don’t say this easily, but if the reporting is true, thank god he’s dead. 

is he some sort of comedic genius that I haven’t picked up on?

Are Pete and Ariana dying of thirst or do they have the hardest working publicist in the world>or both? I liked it better when Cardi B dominated every post.

It’s SNL, so...no.

Regrettable tattoo confession thread:

It’s funny. This site will not shut up about Pete and Ariana’s “true wuv! Please let those crazy kids make it!” when, to me, that pairing has disastrous end written all over it.

I’ve read that we might be getting all these rushed marriages because a lot of these folks attend those hot new hollywood evangelical churches, where the pastor smokes weed and talks about how awesome it is to be conspicuously rich (and is probably leaning on them to get married).

Aww, honey bees won’t hurt you. It’s those yellow jacket bastards you have to worry about!