“Half the world collectively doesn’t give a fuck if a Kardashian or a Jenner ever reproduces.”

Best movie ever IMHO.

Agreed. I felt like kind of an asshole after I posted my above (below?) comment, but I’m not snarking or shaming. Objectively speaking, they look far older than 31. It can’t just be the smoking.

That explains it—they look very old.

Oh god, I’m so sorry. People really are the worst, and relatives more so.

God, does this sound like our wedding. I don’t want to give too many details lest I dox myself, but we didn’t want to invite my husband’s meth-head thief of a nephew because it was a small wedding at a private home. When my husband’s family found out, his sister (thief’s mom) and his mom (thief’s grandma) refused to…

I used to go up to the floor the executives are on and use the women’s washroom there. It was always empty. No woman VPs makes for a very quiet bathroom for those workaday dumps.

Where do the million monkeys put *their* typewriters?

I used to work for a guy who wanted loyalty. You guessed it, he was an abusive asshole who would throw his people under the bus the moment they stopped making money for him.

She is obviously ill. I hate that he’s exploiting her.

If there’s a God, yes. It was amazing.

I know I absolutely did.

I’ve long said that if there’s a hell, it would be getting trapped somewhere with Jim Carrey. Welcome to hell, Miss Sadler.

My god, SO MUCH THIS.

I can’t stand either Sharon Osborne or Kim Kardashian West, so there’s only losers in this story as far as I’m concerned.

She can have it a beauty budget if she finds it necessary. I never said she’s not entitled to have one. Plenty of people do, including close friends and family who happen to be in different life circumstances.

The YWCA in my home town was pretty expensive.

I cannot feel sorry for anyone who has a “beauty allowance”. No matter how small it is, it’s 100X larger than mine.

OH MY GOD, WHO CARES?

Funny, I was going to say she reminded me of Bethenny Frankel.