BonneChancePants
bonnechancepants
Oct 26 2017
33

“All I’m saying is there is a new paradigm brewing in this country, and so far its beginning to sound as judgemental as the paradigm it’s seeking to replace.”
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Oct 25 2017
6

Hey. His brain works well enough to come up with that godawful joke and go through that entire routine. It’s way easier to just keep your hands in your lap while you take a photo. And I will bet you every cent I have he’s never done it to a man. Read more

Oct 25 2017
13

Really, his comments on The Apprentice, that’s it? Not the other fifteen women who came out and said Trump groped, cornered, kissed, and otherwise assaulted them way before #metoo? Read more

Oct 25 2017
3

I too would like to see all tolerance for sexual assault or harassment erased. If you’ve ever had to handle a demented grandparent, male or female, though, there’s no way to prevent it. I’ve heard today from several female and male nurses who work in nursing homes, and they say both sexes can behave inappropriately Read more

Oct 25 2017
84

“Because if not then we are walking a fine line.”

What fine line do you imagine we’re walking here? Because I don’t really see any goddamn problem with calling out every single guy who grabs your ass. I don’t. The fact that this guy is doing so IN PHOTO SHOOTS THAT ARE LITERALLY SET UP IN ORDER TO GENERATE PUBLICITY Read more

Oct 25 2017
37

Ok. So if women aren’t willing to tell on every grandpa then it’s ok to fondle them. Is that your main point?

Oct 25 2017
20

Yeah! He should be a better man and follow in that nice Bill Clinton’s footsteps. Now there’s a family man that clearly respects women. Read more

Oct 25 2017
8

I was born and raised in Mexico. When I mention that, speaking in English, I get the “You speak English good, you. Apply for citizenship. Go to school. Don’t be a gardener.” Read more

Oct 25 2017
4

The reason we’re all polite here in the Midwest and High Plains is that our mothers and grandmothers would kick our asses if we weren’t. Much easier to say please, thank you, excuse me, you’re welcome, and not a problem, rather than face the wrath of a little old lady who has Opinions about etiquette.

Oct 25 2017
76

I mean, she did say in a debate that Trump was a puppet of Putin. He responded with “No puppet! You’re the puppet!” and so we forgot because we were too busy laughing at how insane he is.

Oct 25 2017
42

Blame Cheney and co all you like, but W, “the decided,” signed off on all of it: wars that killed nearly a million people for no discernible gain to anyone but the contractors, opening a torture/concentration camp in illegally held territory, muscling in the Patriot Act, abandoning New Orleans, etc. He may not have Read more

Oct 25 2017
78

Corker & Flake sounds like a British detective series that takes place somewhere in the country side near the Scottish border and involves two aging balding white men with pot bellies and sad Basset Hound eyes.

Oct 25 2017
35

Ellie didn’t use it in the Barf Bag Tweet selections today, but for Code 45* purposes it’s worth noting this gem: “The reason Flake and Corker dropped out of the Senate race is very simple, they had zero chance of being elected. Now act so hurt & wounded!” Read more

Oct 25 2017
4

Of course why anyone would aspire to going to the country without universal healthcare is kind of a mystery.

Oct 25 2017
63

Requirement to serve in the Orange clown administration? Be an asshole.