bonnechancepants
BonneChancePants
bonnechancepants
Oct 25 2017
1

The thought of Trump getting any Os, let alone standing ones, makes me want to vomit until I burst a blood vessel.

Oct 25 2017
4

I have been through Indiana and I loved it. You aren’t kidding when you say people are friendly and welcoming. All kidding aside about the self-immolation, as a prairie person the Midwest is my kind of place.

Oct 25 2017
1

Hahaha no. I have received one, but from a shitty Canadian tipper. :) A family used to visit the restaurant every Tuesday evening, rain or shine, and we’d fight over who *had* to take them, because the tip invariably consisted of a couple of Loonies, or one of those lame tracts. Never both, though. Wouldn’t want to Read more

Oct 25 2017
192

It happened to me, many a year ago. I was serving an American couple and got to chatting with them, they told me that with my customer service skills and education I could make sooooooo much more money in the States. Which...was nice, I guess? They meant to compliment me? Then they left a shitty tip and went their Read more

Oct 25 2017
1

“If all of these Hollywood harassers and rapists and abusers pursued a calm and modest life, they wouldn’t be having all these problems that have been documented in the last few weeks. This is from one of the smartest men ever.” Read more

Oct 24 2017
18

I am Old and do not understand this, or the fame of the Kardashian/Jenner clan. They literally do NOTHING and are phone bullshit artists. How can people aspire to be anything like them?

Oct 24 2017
20

Now that some repercussions are happening in the entertainment industry, I hope we normies get to benefit from a little trickle-down. It’s all well and good for everyone to clutch their pearls when these douchebags are exposed—and punished—for what they are, but quite another for people to pay attention when Read more

Oct 5 2017
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He’d have been the world’s most boring date even at the height of his cognitive abilities. The fact that he’s completely and utterly morally repulsive is the shit cherry on top of a shit sundae.

Oct 5 2017
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Melanie Trump has had eight plastic surgeries to look like Melanie Trump, too.

Oct 1 2017
5

If by “freedom of religion” you mean “freedom to be Christian” then yes, Americans are serious about it.

Sep 30 2017
2

Seriously. I know a 30-year-old guy with an excellent job who is still living with his parents. He actually wonders why he can’t find a date.

Sep 29 2017
1

Hemming does ruin the break of some styles of pants, most notably flairs. That’s one reason petite sizing exists—the proportions of the cut are more suited to a shorter woman. Read more

Sep 29 2017
2

Yeah, back when I was getting my BA (late 80s, Canadian university) it was a huge problem. At least I was paying a fraction of the price a degree in an American university costs today, so it made some economic sense that my alma mater couldn’t afford to pay more.