Hahaha, what?

Give it a couple of days and he’ll be shrieking about how people on both sides create misogyny and inequality.

I was suspended for 48 hours for calling Trump a stupid fuck. Like, instantly. So they’re sure watching some accounts closely.

He’s not trying to get woke. At all.

So be normal and leave the rest of us alone. Jesus.

The minute I read “evolutionary psychology” as a serious defense I stop. I didn’t have to go very far for this toolshed to tip his hand.

I’d be super pissed off if he crashed my wedding. I don’t have the poor taste to book an event at a Trump property so it’s not like it would ever happen, but still. Super. Pissed.

I can’t believe he’s a little more than a month older than I am, and that is NOT intended as a compliment.

Eh. Never been a fan.

Aren’t most actresses/models who wear those form-fitting clothes literally stitched into them? This might not be something a normal person can achieve without a personal wardrobe mistress.

Christians are very delicate, aren’t they? Everything threatens them.

According to this wing-nut genetic defects are a result of sin. No wonder you can’t get socialized medicine in the US.

In other words, he’s not willing to listen to reason. Changing their platform won’t change his mind—he’ll just find other excuses to vote Republican.

We still have these salads every holiday dinner, and I still eat them and enjoy them.

But that already is the Democratic stance, and your friend isn’t in. So why change and alienate core voters?

Nice.

Thank you for asking. I couldn’t work this one out either.

Not my type, but I can see how Ivana didn’t throw up when he touched her. At least, not for the first few years.

Don’t be jealous. Tim Horton’s doughnuts are flavourless cardboard. Fuck Tim Horton’s.

My god, that’s brilliant.