I think he wears diapers. Not Depends, actual diapers.

I’m glad Britney Spears is getting out there and enjoying life. She’s always seemed a little sheltered to me.

I also had a relative on the force. We might know each other.

I nearly vomited when I read this.

I was hoping for a crazy-assed new hairstyle.

It’s sad that this ruling surprises me.

Isn’t this every chain restaurant in the 90s?

Gee. That’s too bad.

She’s so stiff and unlikeable a blow-up doll would be animated and entertaining by comparison. Let’s hope buddy is demanding—and receiving— some mad cash for his services.

Not enough stars for this. YES.

I don’t feel like Ben Affleck has been particularly quiet about working on himself. I seem to read an article about it at least once a week.

A friend’s mother is a nursing instructor. She says one of the biggest problems she’s had over the last decade with her students is uptalk. It causes confusion with many patients when you don’t sound authoritative.

I agree with this. I went to the doctor with a potential UTI (I say “potential” because I had the twinges that to me signalled a UTI but my mind was open to other possibilies) and I was given a pelvic exam, part of which was digital. A doctor puts his or her fingers into a vagina and/or rectum to check the health of…

I went on one online date, 12 years ago.

Actually, Mrs. is an abbreviation of Mistress. It was the female equivalent of Master (which became Mr.) and was a title bestowed on women of higher social status regardless of their marital situation. An example of this is Downton Abbey’s Mrs. Hughes, who was never married before Mr. Carson.

That’s what my husband and his ex did. I think it works well.

Why do you have to change your last name? Your baby can have your husband’s last name. That doesn’t mean you have to change yours.

I’ve had the same desire recently too. I’m not sure why.

Gotta disagree with one small point: The Pope didn’t give Trump a book, he gave him a copy of a letter he wrote. A COPY OF A LETTER. This is the most delicious shade ever, I think.

It’s pretty standard “meet the Pope” head covering. Even Ms. Obama did it.