Not sure everyone got the memo, but coconut oil is and has always been bad for you.

Stay outta the shark’s house!

You don’t wash your knives after cutting raw chicken?

Right, but you control who’s looking at it. So if someone you invite takes a screenshot and then posts it instagram, there’s a high likelihood you will see it and can kick them off all future Tiny Beans postings.

Just use Tiny Beans.

Read the headline too quickly, thought it said Bruce Arena should be set on fire in the woods.

That middle one in the headline looks familiar...

‘Embracing Celibacy’ sounds like a new line of branded vibrators

How about a double running stroller? [6 minute abs!]

Boaty McBoatFace Highway

Coke Zero is delicious, Diet Coke tastes like aspartame and other chemicals. They should get rid of Diet Coke instead

Every. Damn. Time.

Jessica in True Blood though

Actually I keep thinking she looks like Paul Dano...

Eh, he seems like a nice guy

This is your worst article about unions yet.

Avoid lifestyle creep all you want, but at some point or another you’re probably going to want kids and will need to rethink your entire strategy. Their expenses are highly unpredictable.

That’s why God Satan invented Staten Island.