I don’t know if you’re new to this website or what, but “balanced perspective” and “Hamilton Nolan” are what we like to call mutually exclusive.

Have you ever read this “writer” before? He hates anyone who is successful and/or makes money. This is his tired old schtick.

Counterpoint: Any billionaire who wears a shirt with the 80’s metal glam band Tesla on it is fucking awesome.

I like to take the lobsters to a quiet and serene place and tell them about the farm we will have together and the rabbits they will get to pet and then when they are in the happy place I dispatch them

Then check out a close-up of the most important part

probably should have googled whether or not he has in fact died. he has not, but I assure you death will come for him

I’d rather get peed on than eat the abominations that they call sandwiches at Primanti’s...

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

I hope the short-term ratings boost was worth it, Rachel =\

That’s also the way I describe Hamilton Nolan articles (generally along with “unmitigated garbage”)

Right? “Hey I screamed horrible things at these people. Why can’t they try to engage me in a reasonable conversation?”

If someone came to your house and camped in your front yard and screamed all day and night about how bad you are, you would want to correct the record somehow. Right?

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Because not every Net Operating Loss scenario is as large or egregious as Trump’s.

Taxing all capital gains as ordinary income, to close the carried interest loophole that represents ~0.05% of the federal budget, is sort of the definition of throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

“That’s just not what we’re about,” Harbaugh said of the incident. “We’re a family. It’s a family atmosphere. We believe in having kids in the stands. That’s why we have cheerleaders, that’s why we have a band. It’s all about a family environment. That’s why we play the music that we play.”

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

It really sounded like he was pleased to be interrupted.

I dunno, she looks pretty volumptuous to me.