We are, and I’m here for it.

The rebadged BMW.

That’s an easy one

The Fit is the answer... not many cars still have that short, sloping hood, which seems to be a key need in this case.

CT200H is a terrible, terrible recommendation for someone who wants a fun car. Those aren’t bad cars by any means, but it is literally just a Prius with a different badge on it. Interiors are very subpar vs other Lexus-badged models from its time period, and everything else is still a Prius. 

That Lexus is a TERRIBLE recommendation. There’s nothing fun or zippy about it. It’s a Prius in a fancy suit. 

I do always feel kind of out of place being the only person to genuinely enjoy the vegetable platter at a party.  I’m not even vegan or vegetarian, I just really like vegetables. 

Money and fame will buy you credibility in this fucked up country. See 45. FICTIONAL money in that case. Someone else’s.

Either she’s super gullible or she’s a huckster.

The low key funniest part for me is that he reaches for the asparagus (a thing that is always spendy out of season) for a crudités. Barring the very tenderest early season asparagus (not available in August), you will always want to blanch asparagus for your veggie tray at which point it no longer counts as crudités,…

You’re thinking of charcuterie :)

Wait people actually make one of these themselves? Like you can get a 40oz veggie tray with dip for $10 at Kroger’s. pull it from the cheap plastic onto a platter boom your done.

“Guys, that’s $20 for crudités, and this doesn’t include the tequila,”

Kayak, a mountain bike, buys too much shit at Ikea and Home Depot, crappy roads, a snowy state, likes wagons....sounds like you are just the man the Subaru Outback was made for.  Get the Limited for bells and whistles. 

One batshit offering is essential to the column’s interest.

yeah, wow, that’s a big difference. If Sales were down 45% that is a whole different level of bad.

...cold hotdogs dipped in salsa...

Ummmm, sales and profits are not the same thing.

One always has to ask about a mechanic special-if indeed it is just a fuel pump, why not spend the cash and get ‘er done, and sell it for $3K?
Well because maybe the non-running engine is hiiding a bad head gasket, worn out engine, non-functional transmission, or maybe even that the fuel pump isn’t running because the…

Yeah and water lines aren’t typically burried very deep since winters typically don’t get that cold down here, so yeah my COLD water is warm to the touch out of the tap lol. So summer time probably 90/10 cold to hot for a shower, winter time it’s reversed.