Lockheed Martin.

If you don’t subscribe to AppleCare+, they’ll quote any vehicle repair at 90% the cost of a new vehicle. 

Too bad Dave Tracy’s busy over at Autopian with his no-hope-in-hell-of-ever-getting-it-registered-in-Australia Valiant Ute ‘project’...

That’s not a restoration project. That’s a parts car.

No dice. It can still be saved, but $2,500 is too much for something that needs so much work. Chunks will fall off of the body when you lift it from the frame. You have to go in assuming the the power train and running gear are toast. You’ll pay out the ass for the hard top if you want one, whether you find a survivor…

The moment you load it on the trailer.

Part of a private collection? I admit, I’m intrigued. Not about the Lumina but about the remaining contents of this private collection and who they belonged to. I picture Joe Dirt winning Powerball and going on a buying spree.

1990 was 32 years ago..... man am I old.

“On Bring-A-Trailer they routinely sell for about 10-16k.”

“One Dollar, Bob!”

It also has a clear title and, per an edict from a Mercedes-Benz shop following a recent service, it “needs literally nothing mechanically.”

Even with the low miles, this is grossly overpriced. That money could get you something much newer (if you can find one).

I miss my old Toyota Corolla wagon.

the old skool 3 door civic (which I suppose would now be a 3 door Fit although that car is actually huge compared to the old Civic)

My husband is a big bearded dude who drives a SuperCrew F-350 with a capper (he’s a contractor). Everyone pegs him as a RWNJ on site and it’s alarming the kind of (ignorant, racist, conspiracy theory, etc.) stuff people feel comfortable saying to him as a result.

THESE!!! any of THESE....

Lifted bro trucks.

Pickups, every brand. There’s just too many out there doing nothing truck related except for being too big.

Full Sized pick-up trucks with trailer hitches that can’t stay in their own lane or be contained to one parking spot. 

Having had the pleasure of working with both companies over the years...