Well, that or pure applesauce.

I get tortured prose like this all the time from my college students. In fact, I had a finals grading flashback as I read the excerpt.

Well, if they want to keep the 1st Unicorn Calvary Unit in top shape, they need virgins to ride them.

“Trouser snakes. Ugh. Why does it always have to be trouser snakes?”
-IndiAnna Jones and the Ceiling of Glass

Imagine if the boys should show up to prom with backless tuxes and cutouts in protest?

You know what schools should do instead of dress codes? Teach students about enthusiastic consent. Explain to students the damage male-female stereotypes can do and help them develop a more realistic view of men and women.

Too obvious?

Honestly I have to give Yelpers some credit, my job is incredibly boring and involves reading lots of these type of reviews (I’m in travel, I read hotel/car/cruise reviews) and honestly they help ease the boredom somewhat. I’ve found some amazingly stupid complaints and purposefully seek out the diveiest places…

While this really has nothing to do with the very important and serious conversation surrounding this situation, every time I read Saida Grundy, all I can picture is 90’s era Justice League Solomon Grundy:

Anyone else find the window seam across the neck a double down on creepy?

Be the sea you want to change.

If you projectile vomit all over a restaurant, you should ask them for a wafer-thin mint before you leave.

*women

It’s really all about ethics in metahuman journalism

She probably gets paid 1/3 as much as men.

The amazing thing to me is despite the fact that police were called to the scene and there’s video evidence, no one has been arrested as of yet.

Commenters disagreed: One wrote asking why the Kleins were so upset about GoFundMe canceling their fundraiser when the site was doing the same thing the Kleins had done, refusing the use of their product for something they didn’t agree with.

MORIARTY’S GUIDE TO IDENTIFYING WOMEN

WITH WILMA MANKILLER ON IT.

“bitches” “cunts” “whores”