Well, that or pure applesauce.
I get tortured prose like this all the time from my college students. In fact, I had a finals grading flashback as I read the excerpt.
Well, if they want to keep the 1st Unicorn Calvary Unit in top shape, they need virgins to ride them.
“Trouser snakes. Ugh. Why does it always have to be trouser snakes?”
-IndiAnna Jones and the Ceiling of Glass
Imagine if the boys should show up to prom with backless tuxes and cutouts in protest?
You know what schools should do instead of dress codes? Teach students about enthusiastic consent. Explain to students the damage male-female stereotypes can do and help them develop a more realistic view of men and women.
Too obvious?
Honestly I have to give Yelpers some credit, my job is incredibly boring and involves reading lots of these type of reviews (I’m in travel, I read hotel/car/cruise reviews) and honestly they help ease the boredom somewhat. I’ve found some amazingly stupid complaints and purposefully seek out the diveiest places…
Yeah, except Josie and the Pussycats is kind of great. Alan Cumming and Parker Posey? Pre-fame Rosario Dawson? Lightly subversive anti-commercialism? Yes to all, and a few times now.
Josie and the Pussycats is actually a way different movie then you’d probably expect...or anybody that didn’t watch it would suspect. It’s actually a very tongue in check and self aware satire of commercialization and pop music/pop culture. It’s fantastic and one of my all time favorite movies.
While this really has nothing to do with the very important and serious conversation surrounding this situation, every time I read Saida Grundy, all I can picture is 90’s era Justice League Solomon Grundy:
Anyone else find the window seam across the neck a double down on creepy?
Be the sea you want to change.
Oh, I guessed you were teasing and it seemed churlish not to respond to such a high-quality effort in kind. (Just between us, I have a sneaking “OMG, it really is as shit as I remember it being last time” fondness for that giant turd of relentless imbecility.)
If you projectile vomit all over a restaurant, you should ask them for a wafer-thin mint before you leave.
*women
It’s really all about ethics in metahuman journalism
I am Native Hawaiian. And as a supporter of the Thirty Meter Telescope (TMT) I’m a member of the minority opinion here in Hawaii.
She probably gets paid 1/3 as much as men.