I personally can’t wait for some awesome artists out there to create the parody/opposite version to this poster, with some badass characteristics instead of the Stepfordian shit on there now.

Right there with you:

I’ve got bad news for you. Witch hunting isn’t just historical. It’s something that is happening right the fuck now, and the body count has actually exceeded the historical variety.

Do your grocery shopping on a full stomach. Otherwise, everything in the store might be too tempting.

I think the use of “restored” here is intended as a passive-aggressive kick-under-the-table at the current grittification DC movies are engaging in.

From the story:

The latest round of leaked Sony emails

About a decade ago, former school board candidate Sharon Poe and then-board member Jennifer Miller publicly blasted school officials for allowing Muslim students to have a separate lunch hour for fasting during Ramadan, which occurs during the ninth month of the Muslim calendar.

From http://www.d20srd.org/faq.htm

Obligatory:

I think my 15 yo self would mainly be so fucking happy my dad is (and has been for a long time) dead.

Then again, I'm the person who struggles to eat Toblerones (why?! Why are they shaped like that?!)

Cannot express how delicious shitting on Andrew Jackson's memory would be to replace his stupid face with that of a Native woman's.

I'm aware TSR is long gone, but WotC and Hasbro definitely stuck to TSR's roots.

Pretty sure he's going to get a Cease & Desist from our dear friends at They Sue Regularly. A shame, because this shit looks amazing.

To be completely fair, I would not just classify dog domestication as “humanity engineered them to need us” - the history and nature of dog domestication is still an area of research, and it might turn out that dogs engineered themselves as much as we engineered them.

By far, my favorite use of misogynist slurs is when people proposition a woman for sex, and when turned down, accuse them of being a whore, slut, or other synonym that implies said woman will have sex with just about anybody.

The last Republican field was a fucking clown car. Who do they actually have that isn’t going to horribly turn off the middle with the constant base-pandering rhetoric, yet actually get the base enthusiastic enough to show up for an election?

I assume you oppose the government taking away children from parents or intervening in parental “rights” for any reason, then? We should just like Christian Science people pray away the flu while their children get sicker and sicker, right? Just a personal choice, right?

that's an ugly sack, and it's poorly lit