Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats...

I'm going with "nice try strawmanning my sarcasm".

I don't know about this "disproportionate amount of crime....black neighborhoods" thing. Did criminals in black neighborhoods bring the US Economy, followed swiftly by the rest of the world's to a screaming fucking halt and nearly plunge us into a second Great Depression?

The men said at trial that the allegations had been devastating for them, with one describing the investigation as "torture" and another complaining, "We were treated like shit and not a stint [sic] of an apology." Ibrahim was convicted of perverting the course of justice and sentenced to three years; she served…

Agreed that signs that say "anything" do not actually mean anything.

I grew up in a house that had a basement, but was "missing" the stairs to the basement - you had to go outside, down the back porch stairs, to the back door, and down the basement stairs. It was kind of normal, the fact that were was randomly a landing with 2 steps attached to it followed by a 1-story drop inside our…

Weird only vaguely story:

True story: I first saw Nancy Grace in the movie Hancock (technically very first on the trailers). I did not realize she was a real person. I totally thought she was a parody of that type of TV personality that they cooked up for the movie. "You are not stronger than the AMERICAN CONSTITUTION BUDDY!"

I would frame it more as gay couple subversively using state's idea of straight privilege to undercut authority of the state while mocking and criticizing it. I doubt they have any illusion that the state will allow their union to stand legally, or that they will be able to benefit from any of the rights afforded to…

Now that's just fucking classy.

Thank you so much. I came to this post expecting amazingly horrifying mid-coitus pooping story. Disappointed, but I find this instead, which more than makes up for it.

Thank God? I specifically clicked on this fucking headline because I saw Mark Shrayber and expected mid-coitus pooping. Extremely disappointed.

Agreed. Born in NYC, been living in Tucson for almost as long as I lived in NYC. Miss it badly, and hell yes the wonderful part of the city was the blend of the new and the old. NYC without the newcomers isn't NYC.

Ok, not just me. Much relief.

I long for the day when science allows us to implant unwanted fetuses into Republican men.

I think it's pretty amazing how you opened with "Yes, the behavior described in this article is fucking stupid and they are morons" then seamlessly segued into "I am also a practitioner of the behavior described in this article and I think it's very reasonable when I do it".

Preferably if they have reproduced and had a girl.That gets the message through almost every time.

I think she knows it - I think it takes a certain degree of awareness of society and how things are fucked up to realize this is just the sort of thing that she can help by talking about it, by sharing it.

One of the creepiest parts of this story was after the new broke, the porn site I go to has the most popular searched videos of the day on the front page and the entire thing was Christy Mack. So many people thinking "Hey this woman was almost murdered today, better jerk off to her."

Calling someone a dick-sucker is basically calling that person a god damned saint.