Also, look at the company he keeps. Hanging out with single guys and prostitutes? Clearly asking for it.

I dunno, abortion is kinda like sorcery...

Duplicate post, ignore.

Democracy and majority rules, not minority. If it were minority it wouldn't be a democracy.

So, basically, he ripped off MysteryGuitarMan?

If Ukraine your neck around I'm sure you'll find one eventually.

That's an awfully nice variation from the historical norm of be horribly oppressed, seize power, react by oppressing others.

I'd give you a hug if I could. But I did find one very small silver lining - you were able to create the phrase "an organizational personifications of nihilism".

It took me a while too but yeah, good laugh when I did.

"This is like if Margaret Atwood wrote Degrassi" is the best thing ever, and I've never even seen that show.

I've heard lavender marriages (assisted by web services specifically for this purpose) have become all the rage in China.

You say you would "never...go out of one's way to down men who on the smaller side", but you specifically made a post arguing with someone who was asking to please stop the making of tiny dick jokes that imply the reason that many men are terrible people is because they have small dicks.

That was...amazing. I don't even like bacon and that was delicious.

Yay for misleading headlines - I thought this was going to be about a prototype alarm clock that started burning if you ignored it, thereby forcing you to wake the fuck up to put out the fire lest you literally die in a fire.

I've got an idea. How about from now on, you live your entire life as if everything that archaeologists might assume about you by examining your skeleton (and ignoring any other stuff they found, writings, cultural artifacts, etc) were actually completely true. Insist that everyone else treat you like those things are…

She saw the Herman Cain Performance Art Project and decided that it was the best thing ever and decided to make her own glorious contribution.

There are many things I'm not fond of Hillary for. However, my confidence is very high that she will completely dodge the vitriol that will be thrown at her. I fully expect at new crop of awesome memes of her non-reactions.

He not only plays D&D, he played it on the set of Chronicles of Riddick, where he totally got Dame Judi Dench to play D&D.

While some of the attacks on Sarah Palin were over the line, an awful lot of the criticism was based on the ludicrous levels of hypocrisy of someone whose family has obviously failed at the conservative family plan advocating for that exact terrible plan for the entire nation.

Seems like you're saying that average, nationally-visible female politicians need a level of thick skin comparable to a male POTUS?