I’m excited about this movie because it will be one of the few times I’ll get to see a movie adapted from a book I’ve already read. Mind you, I didn’t like the book. 

Can someone please explain to me how HBOMax, which is owned by WarnerMedia, is losing the streaming rights to the Harry Potter movies, which were produced by Warner Bros, which is owned by WarnerMedia?

She 100% made a sad bastard album and as a certified sad bastard I am here for it. 

Correcting the record here.

Turns out A) Kemp can call a special election to finish this term, although why we would go to the trouble for such a short amount of time I don’t know.

B) Turns out Democrats have until Monday to replace his name on the ballot.

Governors don’t appoint vacancies for the House,  just the Senate.  And John Lewis won his primary for the 6th district, so he’ll be on the ballot, and win one last time. Then we’ll have a special election to fill the seat, because nobody can replace him. 

I went back and checked to make sure I wasn’t imagining this dialogue. When they’re walking into the cave they have this exchange...

She was lying about the goat to get him to agree to the experiment. 

Bolton’s argument as to why not one single GOP lawmaker voted to convict a person Bolton admits is guilty of impeachable offenses was essentially that their fee-fees were hurt by those mean Democrats.)

Also, think about how good this movie is, and then think about how much better Some Like It Hot, Sunset Blvd., and Double Indemnity are (and all three of them are loads better than The Apartment). Wilder was a freaking magician.

It’s an absolute testament to how unbelievably great Billy Wilder was that this is maybe his fourth best movie and it’s still better than 99.9% of other movies. 

“Greg Davies and devious co-host/task devisor his lapdog little Alex Horne.”
Fixed it for you.

Yeah, the two black Swanns bit doesn’t exactly work anymore, if it ever did.

Also, literally all of Kimmy Schmidt could be on the chopping block. 

I think Seth Myers already has the best locked up here, considering he didn’t need to have a guest on, but could just turn the opening of his show this week to Amber Ruffin and her tales of harassment at the hands of the cops. 

FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!

Fountains of Wayne’s self-titled debut album has some real fucking bops on it. “Sink to the Bottom” and “Leave the Biker” are personal favorites. They were so much more than their one novelty hit.

Repeat after me:

I firmly believe that if TLJ was a stand alone film with nothing to do with Star Wars people would be hailing it as a masterpiece of sci-fi action. It fucking owns bones. 

See #1 - Getting hit by a bus

Brian McCann, if you believe in framing metrics. 

Here’s my review:

Kanye, I know you’ve got a hard-on for Jesus now, but that doesn’t mean you can release music without, y’know, beats.

Remember Jesus Walks? I know you do, Kanye. You can love Jesus and still make music that bangs. 

I’m halfway through this barely 27 minutes fart of a thing.