It’s not really surprising that she’s not pitching softball, considering it’s an entirely different motion from pitching a baseball.

It sucks that baseball isn’t offered to girls past little league, and they’re all shunted into softball. They’re not really the same thing. 

For a more in depth study

Wait... How is America’s Funniest Home Videos still a thing? 

Sigh

Medium Take coming:

Bartolo Colon deserves to be voted into the Hall of Fame, because Bartolo Colon is baseball-fucking-famous.

The next Paul Ryan will arrive on the first day of the next Democratic presidency. Republican’s only give a fuck about deficits during blue administrations. 

Oh, shit, it’s that voter fraud I’ve been hearing Republicans endlessly whinging about. I await them making a big noise and investigating this matter until everybody responsible is prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

I’ll just be over here, holding my breath. 

I will do no such thing!

Awesome; I Fuckin’ Shot That is indeed awesome. That is all. 

If the Democrats are smart (and we know they’re not, so...) they will have Stacey Abrams speak in prime time at the next Convention. Voting rights needs to be a center plank for the party until this shit is fixed nationwide. 

Well at least now you know what Frank Zappa would have looked like at 68. 

True story: I only know who Al Hirschfeld is because Dennis Miller claimed something was harder to find than a Hirschfeld Nina on MNF.

Who thought having him in the booth was a good idea? 

I’ve been mishearing that lyric for 15 years. 

I’ll be like Fred Flinstone, driving around with both feet... to the store to buy this book!

It’s like a 2.5 hour drive away from Metro Atlanta. It’s closer to Augusta. 

I would crawl over several miles of broken glass and used hypodermic needles to vote for a Warren/Harris ticket. 

There’s an important part of this story we’re forgetting here...

Banksy is a street artist, so any viewing of his art outside of the context with which it was first created is nonsensical. The stenciling work isn’t what’s interesting about his work, it’s the juxtaposition of subject and location, as in the silhouette…

I can’t tell you from Pixar, but I do a lot of animation work in After Effects and I can tell you that my shit sucked and I didn’t know why until I stumbled upon these principles.

Yep. “Pick two of these for six money bucks” is definitely the marketing department trying to sound like a robot.

Which admittedly, marketing departments are pretty good at. 

Why do these motherfuckers keep talking about Kavanaugh’s life being ruined when regardless of what happens with this nomination he’s going to be a well-fed, well paid conservative stooge for the rest of his life.

Nobody’s is throwing you in the clink. Take a breather, you hack.